For long have liberals and reactionaries talked about how you shouldn’t shart into the burger king soda dispenser, but today I have come to refute the woke mobs’ lies, in the form of a top 10 list.
Number 1: it improves the flavour
Number 2: THIS IS AMERICA I WILL SHART WHERE I WANT
Number 3: In comrade xi jinping’s china we can shart everywhere
Number 4: I AM AN ANARCHIST
Number 5: shart is funny
Number 6: Thanks for watching
Number 10: Follow @shartrtbot on twitter
