Long have we known of fascism’s origins in Italy, but nobody ever revealed the family history Nestor Makhno, Julius Caesar and infamous fascists share.
Austro-Ukrainian Migration to Italy
It is 46 BC, Ukrainian hordes turn up onto the gates of Rome, but it is not enemies of Rome. It is Julius Caesar’s long lost twin sister Nestor Makhno. Makhno requests asylum due to defeat to the Armenian Army. Caesar shelters them at first but slowly starts running out of supplies as the black army men consume all of Rome’s grain, so he packs 2 Legions and escorts them back to Ukraine to establish Ukraine as a roman puppet state under Makhnovite control. They travel and are forced to stop at Austria on the river Inn, at a town now known as Passau. Caesar, a famous homosexual, falls for his twin sister Makhno, and they have sex. Makhno is pregnant, but using Ukrainian magic they abort the fetus and let it rot in the river. The Fetus will travel the River Inn for over 1000 years, until the late 19th century. A combination of the most fascistic genes out there, that Fetus grows up to become one of the most gruesome dictators known to man, just as Caesar original intended when he lead Makhno into his trap.
Conclusion
The Austrian Republic is a Caesarian Nation trying to recreate fascist Rome. Also, don’t have sex with Julius Caesar.
