For long have liberals and reactionaries talked about how you shouldn’t shart into the burger king soda dispenser, but today I have come to refute the woke mobs’ lies, in the form of a top 10 list.

Number 1: it improves the flavour

Number 2: THIS IS AMERICA I WILL SHART WHERE I WANT

Number 3: In comrade xi jinping’s china we can shart everywhere

Number 4: I AM AN ANARCHIST

Number 5: shart is funny

Number 6: Thanks for watching

Number 10: Follow @shartrtbot on twitter

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Ihrs

Philosopher <> Major Anarcho-Ingsoc Theorist <> Freedom Figther